Rey I miss seeing you here, I would love another view of your beautiful tits, hips and toes. It may just motivate me to dig out the drawing pad and pencils
Funny how you can’t spell “inspector” nor “inflatable” correctly but take it upon yourself to berate this young lady who is clearly flesh and blood, and yes feelings. Get a life numb nuts.
The coverage of these tits by the mainstream media sets a new standard. Tits gotta be special when Eye Witness News and Salu “Goodman” Cronkite come out of retirements and fill us all in on the like total awesomeness of these monster jugs. Glory to God for these whoppers.
Sara āBig Dickā Cronkite on
September 25, 2019:
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In the anals of history, only this photo were able to bring Saul āGoodmanā Cronkite back to broadcasting āJugs of the Weekā on CNN. His columns about seaman spillage are already part of P.H.D. programs on literature. These tits, like Mr. Cronkite columns, are works of art. These jugs and Olā Saul are the greatest ever. Yes, He is the greatest form of life in the Universe. Yes, he is God.
Hello, this is big dick Cronkite again reporting for eyewitness news. Iām back on this case, and I got to tell you that these jugs belong in the newscasters Hall of Fame. In my objective opinion, they should be put on five dollar bills. That would be a fitting tribute to these knockers that are out of this world. This is a big dick Cronkite, signing off. Back to you Chester.
BREAKING NEWS! Reyvens spectacular tits have now reached Bumfuck Egypt, we now go live via satellite to international correspondent Saul Goodman…Saul?. It took me awhile to find this place, but I am officially in Bumfuck. No this is not center of homeless hookers like the name would lead you to believe, rather, it is where men young and old have decided to stay home and jackoff to Reyvens post on BC, yes even the āBeen to Bumfuckā Tee shirt shop is closed, streets are empty do to the uncontrollable yanking that Reyven has caused, Back to you at the desk.
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September 25, 2019:
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This kind of reporting is why Boob Critic is the greatest website of all times and why Saul āGoodmanā Cronkite is God. Live coverage of the seamen spillage in Bumfuck just reminds us why He has won so many Emmy awards, not to mention the U.N.ās āHumanitarian of the Century Awardā three times in a row. Yes, He and Boob Critic is a gift from the heavens. Let us all worship them both. Amen.
Only the most stupendous mega jugs could bring news legend Saul āGoodmanā Cronkite out of retirement to cover hooters like these. Olā Saul is a living legend as are these whoppers, and the world can never repay him for his unending contributions to the Jugs Community. He and these tits are legends or my name isnāt Big Dick Brokaw. Chester?
One of Olā Saulās Disciples on
September 24, 2019:
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Your right about that, Big Dick. Boob Critic is awesome, these tits are awesome, and Olā Saul āGoodmanā Cronkite is God. He the greatest news man And a legendary Boob Critic. Easily the Greatest Human to Ever Live. We owe everything to Him and Boob Critic.
Its always good to get your insightful reports, Big Dick. You are legendary just like these jugs are, Big Dick. Your reports are the most reliable and jackable, Big Dick. Keep the āEye Witness Jugs Reportsā coming, Big Dick.
So true. Why yes these tits are inspiring, but not as inspiring as Boob Critic or Olā Saul āGoodmanā Cronkite, who is the greatest of all times. He is what we all aspires to. Donāt believe me? Just ask Sara āBig Dickā Cronkite.
3 Sheets to the Wind on
September 22, 2019:
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Nice tits. I got the blisters on my hand and weenie from cranking with this one. I think Iām drunk but that OK.
Social justice warriet on
September 22, 2019:
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I taped her up and kept banging away, but then she popped and went flying around the room like a balloon. Awesome.
Fell in love with rubber doll on
September 21, 2019:
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Iām jackin any way. Wish I knew where I could rent a inflatable like this one.
Tremendous jugs. The greatest to ever walk the earth. I am not going to let a major eruption of flatulence stop me from beating off right now. Iām gonna jack through the fumes. Thanks.
Lettinā āem rip on
September 21, 2019:
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That happened to me once. Laid down to look at Boob Critic and my gut started rumbling and then I was blowing out the gassers one after another. I could hardly breathe but got out a respectable tribute. Thank you BC for helping me overcome diversity.
Tits this perfect gots to be straight up real bruh. No way this a inflaitible. No way. Look at all the reporters on this story. If this was a blow up they would found it. Back to beatin off.
These tits are from a different world. These are worthy of a report from Poolitzer and Jugslitzer Prize Winner S.G. and ever body in the world know who that is. Saul? Are you out there? Saul?
Jack-a-holism is a Disability on
September 17, 2019:
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ITS ABOUT TIME THAT THE MAINSTREAM NEWS MEDIA IS COVERING THESE JUGS. My dream is to win a Poolitzer and a Booblitzer Prize, but I’m a chronic jack-a-holick and that’s slowing me down. No regrets though now that the true journalists are all over it. Thank you Boob Critic! This is a great public service.
If Beatinā Off to these Jugs is Wrong, Then I Donāt Wanna Be Right on
September 17, 2019:
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With jugs like these on BC, the āDonāt Cure Meā centers for Jack-A-Holicks gonna be working over time this weekend. Iāve beaten my poor olā weenie to a pulp so Iām ready for my disability check.
It obvious from the news reports below that this picture a world wide masterbation tsunami around the world. Balls are draining fast in western Packistan.
Thank you Bob and Baboo, our crack reporters for these update on a serious set of jugs. This is Chester signing off. I gotta go beat off like ever body else. Good night.
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September 16, 2019:
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Every news station is now reporting on these awesome tits. We’re gonna put Saul “Goodman” Cronkite on the case; he’s gonna be all over them. Literally.
Big Dick Cronkite on
September 16, 2019:
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Thank you for that great report, Saul. Ladys and gentlemen, if you want to see a true “crack reporter,” put Saul on the case. Be safe out there with those his soonomies, Saul! And if you’re wondering, yes you can trust Saul because his name is in the Bible and because he knows semen spillages when he sees them. Heard of Old Faithful? Well they could rename it Old Saul Goodman because there she blows ever night. I swear by it, or my name ain’t Big Dick Cronkite.
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September 15, 2019:
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This just in…amazing rack with huge pink nipples on BC causes major semen spillage. Coincidently, KY jelly sales have spiked! Chester?
I just showed this to my high school buds at our poker game. They saw these tits and there was a stampeed to separate rooms so everyone could beat off. It was awesome. I’ve never seen a stampeed before for beating off.
Pretty clear this photo was edited to make her look thinner. Too bad because she’s probably perfect already, no need to alter. Sucks. Great rack though!
These suckers belong on Mount Rush More. If they was there Iād drive to Iowa right now to see them and jack in the parking lot. Admission fee no problem for me.
With a beautiful sexy body like that how could you not know you would be loved on here. How can I see that pretty face to go along with that perfect body?
How the hell did I miss this pic….man Iām glad to check ratings and see if. Well deserved rating and top notch figure you have. Your body looks flawless. Hope you do post more!
One thing I have learned about the interwebs, it doesn’t matter who you are, you can be an absolute goddess and you’ll still have turds take pot shots at you. It’s just the way it is. But thank you for your comment!
Hey guys thank you so much for such a nice reception! I really did not expect to get the top spot right out of the gate, but it is much appreciated. I’m sure it will be short lived but it is fun! Makes me feel like sharing some more… Keep those comments coming!
No way! Thank you!!! I loooove to get the blood flowing š
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September 3, 2019:
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Yes, absolutely! Perfect body. Absolutely stunning af! I’m just imagining covering those after you bouncing on my big cock and cumming over and over on it… we definitely should chat! lol
I am a connoisseur of female fantasy foot flesh, and may I say that, from what I can see, you have a pair of fantastically, fine feet, and sexy, succulent, tantalizing toes!!! You also have an amazing pair of breasts, as well as a sexy stomach!!! What I would love to do, (with your permission, of coarse) is to take my mouth, and suck on your toes for a few minutes. Then I would take my tongue, and start at the very bottom of your petite feet, and start lucking up the back of your lovely legs. When I got up to your appetizing ass, I would linger for a few minutes sucking, and kissing your beautiful butt cheeks. Then I would dive in, and give you an awesome ass rim job. Then I would start kissing all the way up your back to your neck. I would then work my way over to your lips and kiss them and suck on your tongue. After a few minutes of that I will start my way down the front of your body, stopping at your breasts to suck on them, and your nipples. Then I will start down your stomach, licking, and kissing every inch, lingering at your belly button. Then I shall place my mouth on the entrance of your love tunnel, and do the muchin’ mambo with you until I bring you to the point of exploding in my mouth, and then I will swallow your love juice!!!! Then I will work my way down your thighs, back to your feet.
Toe ring-very sexy. The dark purple looks great on your lovely milky white skin. Great hips. Cute tummy. Your tits and nips appear, well, gorgeous! A body like yours is easy to compliment. Thanks for letting me see such a beautiful body.
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