These is the greatest jugs ever. The Paul Revear stuff is above my pay grade, but beating off Ain’t. It’s Easter and time to blow a load.
On this Easter Sunday, I give thanks to Boob Critics and these jugs for all the loads I done released. I am blessed.
Time to jack off. Furiously.
It’s time. Time to beat off.
These jugs have helped jack out a billion tributes. Maybe 2 billion or even a million. People ever where is jackin.
I just contribute two more. I see these jugs in that window and it’s all hands in dick for some total Medicinal Holistic Beating Off.
If they put these on the alter at church, they’d get a lot mo’ members. Just sayin’.
Are these jugs the greatest ever? My sticky keyboard say “Yes.”
I’d love to see these Whoppers in my window. You should go on tour and do this “Two if by land” pose. Ever body in the crowd who’d be beating omg in a rare moment of national unity. Please do it. Please.
We are lucky that history has been corrected and that that that these jugs will now be in the historical record an$ I like the library of Congres and stuff.
There’s only one explanation for Tits like these: The Holy Father. This prove it. I beat off only to these whoppers. All others are false profits. These can be truly called “The Greatest of All Times!!!!!” These Whoppers has produced many a Jack Attack. Trust me. I know about Jack Attacks.
One hit me in history class today. I went to the bathroom and stood in my favorite stall and jacked out an awesome Boston Yogurt tribute. I am blessed!!!!!!!
Totally agree. We need a few crack shots and we need them bad.
Beautiful whoppers in any window much less a famous one in Boston the greatest city ever. These Whoppers should be stamped on coins. Maybe on the flag to. Yes their that good. Case closed’!!!!’!!!!!!!!!!!’!!!!!’!!
These are my new religion. I never found anything at church worth jacking off for. These jugs got me blowing loads before I can even fully grease up with the Vasilean. I pray to these jugs ever morning and ever night.
I’m a convert too. Jackin for salvation! Hallalewya!!!!!
Top quality jack material for sure. These breasts convince me that there IS a god.
Ever dude I know says this: “These are my go-to Jugs for quality beating off.” I must now agree. All the other breasts are just amateurs. Case closed.
They sure are for me. I just let out a gusher and there might be some sloppy seconds later. This picture and those awesome tits are #1 for blowing loads.
If she was around in WOrld War 2, they would have painted her jugs on the side of air planes. For real. I’m not even kidding.
These tits are the greatest ever. I don’t understand the Paul Revear stuff and I do NOT think of him very often in a sexual way, but only God can account for this great website, these great jugs, and my great ejackulations. Amen.
Yo Phil! Great tits. I dont see their shadow si it looks like there’s going to be 6 more weeks of beating off.
I have been known to make a few predictions myself. Yes I have. I predict that these breasts will be the official mascot of the Boston Soccer Team. They are that good like I am. I and these breasts are so blessed.
Ever since I first saw these jugs I’ve been in a constant state of ejackulation. Ever thing in sight is sticky including my taxes.
I hear ya bruh. My girlfriend’s laptop is drenched in yogurt splooge. No regrets.
I was drunk last night and found these jugs. I found God when I was beating off.
Nice ones. Same thing happened to me. The yogurt outline was of Jesus. I’m praying to it for divine healing. I owe it all to these Jugs. They can heal you too. I am blessed.
These jugs brought my trembling weenie back to life. Can’t thank you enough!
Their awesome I gotta admit. I’m getting married this evening but I’m still gonna beat off with these suckers now as a tune up.
I’ve been masterbaiting ever since I saw these tits. I will soon make a vid to document it for history; maybe bury it in a time capsule for future generations. I’m all about the public service. I owe it to future generations to let them know how awesome these jugs truly are.
These are nice. I start ever day with organic granola, bible study, and jugs study by beating off while I study these jugs. God is good.
Awesome jugs. People around the world are launching loads onto there laptops. Mine is drenched.
Drunk again licking tHe SCrean and beating OFf. Im awesome (!
2, 4, 6, 8, I totally time to Ejackulate.
I must have jacked about a gallon since I discovered these awesome historic jugs. No end in sight to the e-jacks.
Awesome milk barrels. Is this window where Paul Revear gave his famous “Ejackulation Proclaimation” speech?
I gotta beat Off now! Not a minute to waist.
Great tits. Great historic information. History classes censored this. But I’m glad I learned the Truth. The ejackulations was just icing on the cake.
Thank you for telling Your Truth. Now it’s time to beat off My Dick.
I can’t get my mind off of these jugs or Paul Revear’s ‘hole. I still rate these jugs as greatest of all times, but I could do a whirl with ol’ Paul too. I can go both ways so I guess I am amphidexterous. I am so blessed. .
I never thought I’d be thinking of Paul Revear and beating off.
These jugs are totally jack worthy. Mister Revear’s endorsement only makes the jacking that much more special. We are truly blessed to be alive and beating off for Paul Revear.
Thank you Jesus for these stupendous Whoppers. I done jacked my trembling weenie down to a worn out stub but I can’t stop. I will be jackin forever. Amen.
These Certified Whoppers gave meaning to my life, a lot at least to my lunch hours when I go in the supply closet at work and beat my meat. Thank you.
These are the only jugs on earth that matter. The others might as well fall off. I jack ever day to these. Paul Revear is God.
I agree. Totally. These is #1.
These are perfect. If god is a women, she’s got jugs like these. JUGS OF THE GODS. I just jacked out a Holy Tribute.
These incredible jugs Made Paul Revear Great Again.
These is the greatest ever. If you ain’t beating off, then YOU NEED GALSSES.
These jugs made my eyes pop out. I just creamed in my shorts. Life is good. Thanks for reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just blew a load in my pants in history class. These tits is that awesome!!!
I’m jackin for history!!!!!!! I truly admire Paul Revear. We need him now. More than ever.
I no longer call it beating off ir choking them chicken. I call it CALLING PAUL REVEAR.
Great tits! Paul Revear made these tits great again!
I’m not kidding — does anyone have the address of this window in Boston? Is it near something famous like the liberty bells? Thinking of majoring in history in college. Would like to see it. Thanks for your help!
Huh? Just appreciate the jugs and worry about history when you through beating off. Beside, history is for punks except if this stuff about Mr. Revear is true. But I’m not sure.
I think it’s just south of downtown — a cute little neighborhood that includes lots of old, nice houses, but none as historical as this one. I’m glad that it’s being recognized. It should be…
Excellent jugs and history lessons. I hope I can use this as extra credit in my history class.
These are JUGS THAT SAVED THE WORLD. When you jack, jack with do respect!
You can. Ever teacher dude would give you credit if you in Boston. These is the greatest tits in the world.
For real – would like to know the address where this window is in Boston. Historic indeed. Would love to see it. I don’t expect their to be postcards for sale, but I’d sure like to say I was there and saw it.
These are the greatest dad gum titties I ever seen!!!!!!! My ol’ weenie is calling!!!!!!!
That’s some historical tits and a historical site where Paul Revear saved Boston in the Civil War. I’d like to visit there and shoot a historical load out the window. Bucket List.
Easily the greatest tits of all time especially given the historical importance of that window. This is a great moment for Boob Critic and our country. Historians will study this picture for centuries to come. There was only one Paul Revear and he saved us all. He couldn’t have done it without jugs like these in that very window. I’m honored to change my name officially to “Paul Revear’s Bitch.”
Paul Revear is one lucky man. Wish I could be him and see these jugs in the window. I’d have jacked off the minute I saw them handing in the window. Two if by land means we all beat off. For real.
Im a history teacher who looks at this site every night and beats off. I have learned s a lot about Mr. Revear. Where in Boston is this window?
I’m at work and saw these jugs and went immediately to the supply room and jacked off. I’m in customer service but I just let the phone ring while I drool at Boo Critic. Sorry if your trying to get help. I’m beating off.
Humbling. Is my Super Jack worthy of Mr. Revear?
I saw these monsters and IMMEDIATELY had to jack off. I felt the connection with Paul Revear that everyone Is mentioning. Deeply meaningful. A high light of my life.
Great tits. Picture thi – I’m beating off. Check later for updates.
These are great tits. JACKALICIOUS. My laptop is sticky as is my framed picture of Paul Revear.
Great tits but … Am I the only one at this site that doesn’t want to have but arc with Paul Revear? Really?
I dont want any thing to do with Paul Revear and his butt hole but I’d drive across Jersey to see these tits hanging out the window. Time to beat off.
These tits Are totally beautiful. They are almost as nice as Paul Revear’s hot warm ‘hole.
Lovely tits. I want to lick them while Paul Revear gives me his high hard one from behind. I’m honored to be Mista Revear’s catcher. It’s all yours, Big Paul.
Take a number dude. These fantasy tits has made us all see our in-debtedness to Mr. Revear. Without Him and these tits, we are nothing.
Awesome tits! I’m gonna get out my Jergin Lotion and CALL PAUL REVEAR.
I AM BestingOFF AND DRNK. off! NOBODY CAN STOP ME. I AM MORE AWSOMR THSN THESE TITTTIES
Great tits but an even greater message from Bub. Hall of fame.
Great titties. This dude really needs them. Sounds like jugs and booze are his thang and I’m ok with that. Nothing wrong with the chug and jack approach if it provide true meaning for him.
I just did. One of those magic “Paul Revwar Monents” that ever body dream of but only “The Chisen Few” get to jack and live to tell about it.
These is the greatest tits on earth. Easily. The others might as well fall off or hook up with a nun or something. These set the standerd and that’s why we are all beating off right now. Simple.
On behalf of the Paul Revear Historical Society, let me announce that these breasts are officially the “Paul Revear Jugs of the Year.” Mr. Revear saved us in the Civil War, and these jugs saved us from a government shut down. Historical stuff.
These jugs are tremendous and it’s good to know the rest of the story! Thank you for letting us know how we’ve been told lies by the Civil War history teachers about the Civil War! Paul Revear is GOD and so are these jugs. Cant’t thank you enough!
These are my high school jack club’s favorite tits of all times. We stair at them and them have a contest to see who can deliver the tribute the fastest. Then the winner get to wear the Paul Revear cap for the rest of the day. It’s a little sticky but it a great honor. It a great honor to jack with these jugs for Mr. Revear.
Love the tits. I gotta pick me up another Paul Revear inflatable doll and lube it up good. Oh yeah.
Ever time I see great tits like these I think of Paul Revear and gotta beat the meat. I call it CALLING PAUL REVEAR. I might patint it.
Great tits in the window. can’t get them off my mind. Thank god for the civil war and how Paul REvear saved Boston for us. Can’t thank you enough Paul, or the the owner of these stupendous milk barrels.
Great tits!!! She should be on the tele selling Paul Revear Milk. I’d buy it just for the picture of these jugs on the label. Ever body would be guzzling it and beating off. It would go viral!!!
Ever body I know sees these and beats off on the spot. These is the greatest milk barrels of all history. They saved America in the Civil War and they saved me a doctor appoint for Ragging Blue Balls disease. I’m cured. Jesus and these jugs gets all the glory.
I’m beating my chicken. Can’t stop when I see these tits. Historical jugs!!
These Paul Revear inspired tits revived my Weener from the dead and now it erupting just like the olden days. Can’t thank you enough.
Great jugs. Great comments. Am I the only one who does not want to butt fuck Paul Revear.
Lovely tits but uhh no your not. Not into the pitcher and catcher thing. My hole is a one way street.
Ever time me and my friends hear about Paul Revear, we beat off. We are blazing new trails. It called Historical Jackin.
These great tits caused me to change my major to history. Would love a night with these jugs while Paul Revear watched and was beating off. That would change the history books.
These tits is awesome. We should have a reeenactment. Show the Civil WAr on the day they gave Paul Revear the “two if by land” signal and then show Mr. Revear Beating off. Oscar winner for sure.
Epic jugs. I’m beating off immediatle.
Great bazzooms. Thanks for reviviving the true legend of Paul Revear. We can’t thank you enough.
Yes! Great tits in the tower window remind us all of Paul Revear! Awesome history lesson has me jacking off.
I’m jacking off to these great tits but I don’t get how that related to Paul Recear. Shoulda paid more attention in history class.
The most jackable tits ever. Paul Revear is one lucky dude.
Awesome tits. These tits remind me of ol’ Paul Revear and then I got to beat off.
I’ve got you curious?.. Well, I’d LOVE to make it happen
I’ve got you curious?.. I’d LOVE to make it happen…
Great set of tits. Now ever time I hear about Paul Revear I excuse myself and go jack off. I got no choice. It a beauteful thing.
These tits are great and yes I’m part of the growing army who dream of beating off with Paul Revear.
As am I my friend. I never knew American history was so interesting or worthy of beating off. Now I know and am gonna be a great historian.
There are millions of us. Paul Revear equals these jugs equals beating off. United we wack.
Wow.. The things I would do to you in bed..
Oooh Sonny… you’ve got me curious now 😉
These remind me of Paul Revear giving the sign one by sea two by land and beating the Germans. If I’d bee a German there I would have gone in my fox hole and started wackin off.
Nice jugs. Ever time I think of Paul Revear I gots to beat off.
Nice breasts. I hope she showed these in the window when Boston won World Searies. We can never forget Paul Revear and tow if by land that saved Boston. Jacking out a tribute is the least I can do.
Great tits. Why must I beat off when I hear about Paul Rivear? Is this normal. Well no I don’t think it is.
I do too. I think we got The Paul Revear Choke The Chicken Sindrone. It not our fault.
Very nice breasts. I must have missed it in histery class, but from now on when I hear about Paul Revear I’m gonna pitch a tint and think of these beautiful jugs. And then it won’t be long before I let rip a tribute.
Great milk bags and her “ two if by land” is totally hot. And just to set the records straight: Every time somebody mention Paul Revear my pants hit the floor and I am wacking off with Jergen Lotions. Your right he saved Boston in the Civil War I think and now they gonna be in World Searies.
WOW absolutely beautiful made me cum loads xx
Totally jack worthy. Thanks.
You lucky bastard! 🙂 🙂
Wow.. Goregeous!.. I’m in love…
Awww… Sonny, you’re making me blush! Thank you!
i think its great she shows her beautiful body very nice tits nipples mmmm love them
H. Major and G.Genuis, you guys need to stick with boobs and leave the thinking to those more capable. First of all Paul Revere (not Revear) was dead some 43 years before the Civil War. Second, I thought perhaps “Genuis” was just a misspelling until I found it in The Urban Dictionary…”genuis-when you think you are smart, but in actuality you aren’t.” Nice boobs though.
Great tits demand historical accurate. Paul Revear was in Civil War dude. Look it up. He was in Boston. Thanks.
Oh my! – As a matter of fact, I’m actually a bit of a history buff myself (albeit not American history per se)… your comments thread has entertained me so much that I think it warrants another post! (Check out Luscious Sunday Morning Brunch 😉 ) … provided it’s approved, of course!
I’m from Nebraska. Just saying. 😉
I could get real comfortable waking up those every morning for the rest of my life – awsome
Morning is my favourite too 😉
She and Betsy Ross. Agreed bruh.
Aww! You guys are making me blush! I truly never thought of aspiring to be an American hero 😉
I feel for you come and spend a week on my motor launch in the sun and forget the smelly fat fucker.
Wow they look fantastic from here!
Dump him and start posting on here. Get lots of comments and let him see what he could lose smelly fat fucker. Not you him.
A Very beautiful woman! Your spheres are truely celestial. Out of this world! Or is your name Celest? Either way, amazing.
Merci bien, mon ami! You are very kind & made me smile 🙂
need her to lean forward n HANG AWESOME
Would love to be walking by and see that in the window!! Love it!!
Fantastic rack, mate!
Everyone that commented on Paul Revere must be damn inbred fools.It was the Revolutionary War stupids!
Wish you were my neighbor. I’d give you lots of approval!
… and I could wave at you, and invite you over for fresh-baked cookies! 😉
The cookies you have on show would more than satisfy my appetite!
Zorro! You were the inspiration for my latest post: Luscious Sunday Morning Brunch! Let me know what you think!
Hmmm! I think you just gave me an idea…
The comment down below about Paul Revear is one of the most insightful comments I ever read. Maybe Paul’s wife or daughter or hooch I’d did it like this to help us win the wat. All students of history should read Boob Critic to understand the Civil War and stuff.
I’d love to repoint her awesome stone veneer! She is SO HOT
thank you! 🙂
Incredible tits and nice curvy hips my kind of woman.
Why thank you! That’s awfully sweet.
This totally remind me of Paul Revear when he climbing up in the tower and give the signal two if by Land in the Civil War.
Y’all need to crack open your history books again, Paul Revere was the Revolutionary war when we won our freedom from Briton. The Civil war was the north against the south when the slaves won their freedom!
Pretty sure you were thinking of General Raul Pevear.
You must have been giving us our war orders.. We NEVER WON!
Civil War? Really?
You never heard of Civil War? It in 1850s and we won thank to Paul Revear and his two if by land signal. This chick could have give the signal for him. It all fit together in the big picture when you study the history.
Oooh! This is a fun game! – will you guys give me a historical analogy for EVERY photo I post?
She looks gorgeous and very curvy, beautiful. Interesting contrast of her softness against the rough texture of the stone house. Great picture.
Thank you! Lovely of you to appreciate the many artistic aspects of the photo! 😉
Seriously delicious looking tits! Need more plus a close up plz.
Your wife has every reason to be proud….
That’s really lovely – thank you!
She is gorgeou! Beautiful breasts and what we can see great body. Please post often and showing us more of that fine figure.
Thank you! Planning to do that 🙂
HOT! my big cock is hard! msg me
holy shit, chill the fuck out. stop asking every woman to message you. it’s pathetic.
You made me LAUGH! It’s nice to know chivalry isn’t dead!
Would love to see more of your wife;) yumm
Tell her if she likes the view from up there, she should see it from down here!
What a beautiful way to start a new morning. You are deliciously gorgeous. Definitely need to see more of you.
You are so kind! I felt a bit shy at first, but I’m very encouraged by your lovely comments… and I look forward to posing for more photos to share!
Nice boobies now stick your butt out the window
Those are very nice tits!!
Next time please have more assets and less surroundings in the pic. Very nice!
As per your request – a new picture with less surroundings! (Luscious Sunday Morning Brunch). Let me know if you like it!
I’ll see what I can do!
Lovely wife, lovely assets!
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